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Sunday, August 31, 2003

Bad art!

Bad writing!

Bad websites?

Fascinating science!


rws 6:56 PM [+]

Goddamn, what a beautiful day. Blues playing on the radio, kitchen door open allowing in cricket music and sunlight that wanes and swells with passing clouds. Each time the light pouring in the windows brightens, I find my already fine frame of mind brightening with it, at times sending me out the door and down the stoop to the grass that spreads away in all directions, my feet pulling me off in whatever direction calls. Me feeling like I might lift up away from the ground with the slightest breeze, simply take off with no effort whatsoever, the house, barn and yard receding as the Vermont air takes me.

Four pair of newly waterproofed boots and shoes sit arrayed on the concrete steps of the stoop. Inside, books, CDs, notebooks, pens/pencils, software manuals, a basket of biscotti can all be found comfortably strewn on the dining room table and the nearby wing of the kitchen counter. Tomatoes grouped by the kitchen sink ripen to a deep, soft red.

Out the front window, the green hills that flank this valley wander away to the north, shadows created by passing clouds drifting slowly across their slopes.

A long weekend, feeling light, relaxed, untethered. Ahhhhh, yeah.

*******

The latest installment of the Not That You Asked Dept.
-- recordings that have recently spent some time on my CD player:

Concert By The Sea -- Errol Garner
Trace -- Son Volt
Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia -- The Dandy Warhols
The Last Great Concert, Vol. I & II -- Chet Baker
Live At The Point -- Christy Moore
Musicforthemorningafter -- Pete Yorn
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot -- Wilco
Ritual -- Mísia
Goldberg Variations -- Glenn Gould
Veni Vidi Vicious -- The Hives

rws 2:47 PM [+]

Saturday, August 30, 2003

Once again I found myself up at an ungodly hour, managing to coerce myself out the door into the car, down the highway, into the gym in Montpelier just after the opening hour of 7 o'clock.

Something I've noticed: I can bumble around the house at an early hour like that, getting myself ready to go out and do whatever it is I've gotten myself up to go out and do, and I seem to be moderately awake and functional. I shower without spraying water around the bathroom, I shave without spraying blood around the bathroom, I take care of the lower functions without spraying effluent around the bathroom. I dress myself properly, I manage to toss some vitamins down my throat. It's only when I step out the door that it becomes clear I'm nowhere near awake and clear-headed, that in fact I'm bleary enough to be a danger to myself and anyone that comes near.
(This morning: I step out the laundry room door into the garage, immediately begin knocking things over with my gym bag. I hear the sound of something falling over, I turn foggily to look and knock something else over. I turn foggily to look at the second sound and knock something *else* over. Embarrassing.)

I manage to get the car out the garage without hitting anything, make it down the hill to Route 14, pull out onto the blacktop, and am bowled over once again at how beautiful it is around here. Fog drifts through fields in ghostly fashion. Mist rises from hillsides beginning to show hints of autumn color. Patches of blue and sunlight leak through skies dramatically crowded with autumnal overcast. Spectacular.

At the gym I was, I think, the first person in the door. The young woman at the counter who punched my card wore no smile, made no conversation. (Who can blame her? Starting a Saturday work shift at 7 a.m. wouldn't be my idea of a great time.) Around 7:30, a sudden influx of people poured into the facility. Most were out the door again by 8, maybe coming to their senses and fleeing back home to bed. By the time I walked out the door at 9, the sun shone, some folks walked the streets, the farmers market was open.

Did errands, got food, drove home in time for the weekly infusion of radio goofiness (Car Talk; Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me). The sky clouded up. The temperature, after floating hopefully into the lofty mid-60s, settled back down to the 60 mark. (A mild 60, but still.)

Autumn's been gently elbowing summer aside. If the recent weather trends persist, the elbowing may become more ill-mannered, more drastic. Already, one of the trees I can see from my seat here at the dining room table -- peering out the window past the barn to the property line -- is showing touches of color, leaves out at the ends of some branches gradually turning yellow/orange.

Whichever way it goes -- summer holding on, autumn pushing it aside -- it will be beautiful.

Further signage spotted in Montpelier, VT:
-- One more from the window of Charlie-O's, a bar on
Main Street ("Good drinks and bad company since the
war between the States"):
Welcome Demonic, Sadistic, Wild Motorcycle Crazies --
Your Money Is Good Here


rws 11:28 AM [+]

Friday, August 29, 2003

It's been feeling like late September these last few days. Remember my entry of last Saturday, when I went on about predicted cold weather not arriving? It showed the following night, the mercury dropping down into the low 40s. Some neighbors stopped by Sunday a.m. for a brunch kind of thing, folks who live at the bottom of the hill -- they mentioned that when they woke up the thermometer outside their window read 39 . Cold snaps are normal in August in these parts but this one apparently decided it liked here and has lurked about ever since. The nights have gone well down into the 40s, most of the days have not made it above 60.

The finches and hummingbirds are still hanging around, despite the early cold. The crickets and their singing insect brethren remain out there in the grass cranking out late summer music 24 hours a day. A nice soundtrack for Mars-gazing, something I intended to do a bit of last night. Woke up after 3, pulled my drowsy carcass out of bed, took a glance out the window to see that fog had drifted in, thick enough to wipe any possibility of checking out anything the sky might have to offer. Poop.

Tonight. Or tomorrow night. Whenever a clear sky presents itself and I happen to be awake.

So the Vermont warm season is gradually fading, the cold months are on deck. Last week the first batch of local apples and apple cider appeared at the farm stand up the road. Monday the first pumpkins appeared on the lawn at the same business, about two hundred of them, practically aglow with a cheery, eye-catching orange in the soft afternoon sunlight.

Also this last Monday, kids appeared at local roadsides waiting for 8 a.m. school buses, looking less than enchanted about the situation, backpacks slung over shoulders.

Wednesday, driving along a twisty two-lane between here and a neighboring town, I came upon a tree whose top quarter was crowned with orange leaves. Brazenly tarted up for autumn, the first of the season to take plunge.

Later that same day, driving slowly home up a narrow, rocky fourth-class road not far from here, a hawk plunged out from trees on the right-hand side of the road, gliding directly in front of me for 20-25 feet before alighting in an overhanging tree. I stopped, put the car in neutral, peered up at it, just ten or so feet above me to the left. For 30 or 40 seconds, we checked each other out, the hawk apparently not sure what to make of this encounter, expression fierce but body occasionally bobbing back and forth with uncertainty until it finally lifted off and disappeared through the trees to the left, visible briefly through the leaves as a silhouette moving away, wings stationary as it rode a breeze.

Labor Day weekend looms. This summer has slipped by at a startling velocity. And a lovely, graceful summer it was, at least up in the northerly lattitudes.

Signage spotted recently in Montpelier:
-- In the window of Charlie-O's, a bar on Main Street
("Good drinks and bad company since the war between the States"):
CHARLIE-O'S
CAFÉ TABAC
A CIGAR BAR
NOW SMOKIER THAN EVER

-- At one end of the Granite Street Bridge, facing the traffic light on Memorial Drive:
Originally: STOP HERE FOR GREEN LIGHT
Someone white-painted out the last word and painted in a shaky-lettered
replacement, the sign now reading: STOP HERE FOR GREEN BUDS

rws 1:04 PM [+]

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

An especially cryptic bumper sticker seen
this morning in Plainfield, VT:
I POKE BADGERS WITH SPOONS

Sign seen in a dentist's office shortly after
bumper sticker sighting
(caption beneath a photo of a cat playing
with a toothbrush, mouth wide open,
brush bristles lodged firmly among the
cat's teeth)
BRUSH AFTER EVERY MOUSE

rws 1:56 PM [+]

Monday, August 25, 2003

A teensy little linkfest:

Takin' pictures through the windshield.

Arrrrr! Only 24 days to go!
(In the meantime, you can study up on the translation of some common phrases.)

rws 10:11 AM [+]

Saturday, August 23, 2003

Within the last few days, the local weatherfolk have lain predictions of extreme temperatures on us up in these parts. Thursday was supposed to be torrid, driving the mercury well up into the 90s. Didn't happen. Last night, we were warned, would be a cold bugger, reaching down past 40 F, well into the 30s. Didn't happen. At least not around here. When I raised the dining room shades this morning at the hideous hour of 5:50 a.m. and trained my bleary eyes on the thermometer, its little needle pointed casually at the 48 degree mark. Chilly, yes, but not out of line for this time of year. Not chilly enough to affect the temperature in the house, at least with the windows prudently closed. On impulse, I stepped outside into the fresh early a.m. air and attempted to drag myself up to something approximating functional consciousness. Still air; soft, swelling sunlight; air cool, but not unpleasantly so. Not enough to need more than a t-shirt beneath a long-sleeve shirt, certainly not enough to produce breathmist. A pair of hummingbirds were already partying at the sugarwater dispenser over the in the big, hulking lilac bush. Finches were ranged around the fir trees that make up the wind break at the end of the house, subdued but gamely pretending they were actually awake. The sky looked autumnal, and why not? August is in the home stretch, the days are sprinting toward September and the de facto end of the summer season of Labor Day weekend.

I was up at that unspeakable hour because I'd passed on going to the gym yesterday afternoon, which meant I had to drag myself there today. I'd decided to get it out of the way early, pre-Sat.-a.m. rush, then take care of errands and get myself home by mid-morning. I'd prefer to be in bed at that hour, so I'm always a bit stunned when I find myself instead putting my bod through what some might consider to be strenuous exercise. And stunned is the word. There are moments between sets when I stare around in half-awake disbelief, remembering all over again why I don't inflict this kind of early-morning punishment on my little body very often. It's not civilized. It's not humane. And, damn, it feels good to walk out of there into the rest of the day, morning shadows stretching across the parking lot, the first few early, early autumn leaves being lightly driven across asphalt by a light, cool breeze.

And yeah, leaves are just beginning to turn around here. At certain sections of the drive between here and Montpelier, yellow leaves are becoming clearly visible in the summer greenery, starting to blow through the air when the wind finds its way through the trees. A reminder of where we are: Vermont, just outside the sprawling, open-air refrigerator called the Northeast Kingdom.

Montpelier is in its August mode, folks away on vacation, the streets quieter than they were in July, quieter than they'll be in September. It was a lowkey version of the Saturday morning bustle thing, more like early-Sat.-morning Madrid than Montpelier's usual Sat.-a.m. self. When I walked down the steps from the gym, a UPS delivery guy hopped out from his truck, a box under one arm -- the only other person in view. Out on Main Street, a few more people could be seen, a few cars drove by. Two extremely obese women, appearing to be mother and daughter, sat side by side in wheelchairs in front of Brooks pharmacy, apparently soaking up some sun. Quiet, one occasionally making a murmured comment to the other. Other folks walked about in shorts and sandals, ignoring the by cool temperature, by then up into the low 60s.

Post-errands, back in my car, the laughter of the knuckleheads from Car Talk spilling out from the radio, I made the drive back here, parking the car out in front of the garage (leaving the garage door open, the concrete floor still drying out from seepage left by the four weeks of intense rain that ended eight or nine days ago) beneath a blue, cloud-dappled sky.

The temperature has worked its way up to the 70 mark, the trees rustling in the cool breeze that continues to blow. Mourning doves call out now and then, finches come and go at the window feeders. Crickets sing in the grass. Otherwise it's quiet.

Late summer tilting toward fall, the green hills of Vermont spread out all around, life moving placidly on.

rws 1:16 PM [+]

This year's version of the Fringe is up and running, steadfastly ignoring the winding down of August.

The Virtual Occoquan, on the other hand, is meeting August's waning head on. (Warning to punctuation purists: the VO seems to be turning into a direct-address-comma free zone.

rws 6:30 AM [+]

Friday, August 22, 2003

A week ago the first of two waves of guests passed through. A brief visit, 24 hours. Featuring loads of interesting conversation. At times extremely interesting.

For example. We're here at the dining room table, where I sit to write, go online, fart around with the computer. (Not necessarily to dine -- that often takes place in the kitchen, me standing at the counter, reading or (more painfully) thinking. Or out on the back stoop, me sitting, taking in the day or (more painfully) thinking. Or in the living room, me planted on the floor in front of the T and V (not thinking).) The bird feeders that hang outside the two dining room windows were seeing heavy use, bunches of feisty finches and chickadees wrangling over sunflower seeds. Mourning doves and the resident chipmunk picked away in the grass below, hoovering up seeds sprayed about by the winged pigs duking it out at the feeders. Hummingbirds came and went at the sugarwater dispenser in the nearby lilac bush, often pausing to hover curiously outside the windows, peering in at us. A lot of entertainment, which had us talking about critters, about the wildlife that supplies a lot of the background here. It occured to me that I haven't seen any blue jays this year, birds that made themselves real pains in the butt in past warm seasons. We get talking about them -- beautiful birds, though often lacking in charm – me appreciating a jay-free summer. Within a few minutes, my friend G. looks out the window, says something along the lines of "Uh-oh." A blue jay starts making its obnoxious noise from the bushes out there. First time all summer.

Hmmmm.

Another time we got talking about spiders. Mostly in appreciation, ‘cause they're fascinating critters. I confessed that there is some part of me that gets a teeny bit creeped out by them, something to do with the their archetypical form, manner, way of moving. Meaning I appreciate them, I let ‘em live in my living space (or put them outside in lieu of squashing them) without problem, but I don't especially want them crawling on me. Within the hour they were showing up seemingly everywhere I looked. This continued during the following days, reaching its peak just as the second wave of visitors were about to hit the road -- sometime between Saturday night and Sunday midday, a seriously sizeable black and yellow spider threw together a web on the outside surface of the screen door for the house's front entrance, produced an egg sack about the size of a golf ball (with a hard surface, not your typical soft/squishy job), perching itself just above eye-level once it settled in, post-home-building. So that anyone going up or down the stairs got a startling eyeful of black/yellow spiderosity.

I de-webbed the storm door screen, tossed the family-sized egg sac into the long grass out in front of the house, caught the spider in a glass, took it a couple of hundred feet down the hill, deposited it in some bushes.

I regret relocating the bugger without taking some photos first -- I've been unable to find it any field books, hard copy or online, and it was a beautiful, impressive creature.

One more bit of goofiness: something got us marveling at the way holiday decorations/store displays have been showing up earlier and earlier -- Halloween, Christmas, all that. That bit of chat took place on Friday, shortly before my friend packed up and headed in the direction of Montreal. I go into Montpelier to pick up groceries for the next visitors, walk into the town's supermarket where I'm met with some near-mountainous displays of Halloween candy, all visible display surfaces extravagantly covered with black silhouettes of bats, etc.

August 15. Halloween candy. We're a wacky bunch, we capitalist running dogs.


rws 3:10 PM [+]

Wednesday, August 20, 2003

From News Quirks (odd, strange, curious and weird but true news items from every corner of the globe), a column in Seven Days, an alternative newsweekly based in Burlington, VT:

A Few Monkeys Shy of Infinity -- Intending to test Thomas Huxley's notion that an infinite number of monkeys given an infinite number of typewriters would eventually produce the complete works of William Shakespeare, researchers at Plymouth University in England gave six monkeys one computer. The monkeys eventually produced just five pages of text, none of it a recognizable word. "They pressed a lot of S's," researcher Mike Phillips said, noting that when the researchers first placed the computer in the monkeys' enclosure at the Paignton Zoo, the lead monkey bashed it repeatedly with a stone. "Another thing thye were interested in was defecating and urinating all over the keyboard."

rws 9:22 PM [+]

Saturday, August 16, 2003

Written last Monday evening:

Today: A difficult day. The kind of day some people refer to as "ONE OF THOSE *#@^!! DAYS," if you know what I mean. Got a little better after 2 p.m. -- up until then, however, my internal dialogue went something like this:

It's okay. Don't worry, it's okay.
(FUCK!!)
Hang in there. It can't go on like this all day. It'll get better.
(FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! This SUUUUUUUCKS!!)
Really, you're all right. Everything's fine. This will all pass.
(Jumpin' JESUS, what is going ON HERE? What the FUCK is going ON?)
Etc.

Written today:

After four weeks of daily, often torrential rain, water seepage began collecting on the garage floor for the first time ever. Big spreading puddles. To the point that, as the rain continued and the puddles expanded, the place began to feel like a swamp or a dungeon. Dank. Nasty.

Finally, after one final bout of heavy-duty rainfall moved through Wednesday morning, the weather changed. Abruptly, completely. Someone switched the sun on, the clouds vanished, the intense humidity of the last month evaporated. Leaving jaw-droppingly classic summer conditions.

Perfect weather. And that was the story for the rest of the week. Company showed up on Thursday, leading to an evening out in Montpelier whichended with a meal at The Chef's Table, one of the three eateries associated with the New England Culinary Institute -- the high-end one. Nouvelle cuisine, I guess, which I often tend not to be wildly keen on. Sheer pleasure in this case, though. Students do the cooking and serving, they want to do it right. They're earnest, hard-working, endeavoring to be professional but endearingly rough around the edges. Except for the meal itself, which was superb. Killer. Easily the best meal I've had all summer, me made even more obnoxiously ecstatic by the fact that my visitor bought me dinner. (Woo-hoo! Thank you, G. -- I grovel with gratitude.)

Friday. Perfect weather, day 3. Went to Nichol's Ledge – a hike of ten 10 to 15 minutes up a fairly challenging grade with a payoff of one of the two or three most spectacular views I've seen here in Vermont. Thankfully, Nichol's Ledge is well off the beaten track, not at all overrun by people. In fact, unless you're a local it's unlikely you'll know about the place.

My visitor took off post-hike, leaving me to more routine life. Gym, lawn-mowing, blahblahblah. You don't want to know.

This morning: rain, humidity have returned. Damp. Gray. Hazy air. Which did not stop me from sticking a small pear tree and some herbs in the ground. (Yes, I'm living the rustic life. So sue me.)

More company will be arriving within the hour, here until sometime tomorrow. August is tilting toward September, suddenly friends/loved ones are coming out of the woodwork making threatening noises re: undertaking the several-hour shlep to Casa Runswithscissors. Until Columbus Day. Once the fall display of color run amok has past peak, the desire to head north seems to wither quickly away. Until next summer. (What's with the three-word sentences beginning with ‘Until'?)

I blather. Time to go prepare for the next wave of visitors. Later.

rws 2:02 PM [+]

Sunday, August 10, 2003

Not that you asked:

Recently read:

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay -- Michael Chabon
The Haunting of L. -- Howard Norman
The New Yorker -- various issues
The Revenge of The Baby-Sat (Calvin & Hobbes) -- Bill Watterston
The Dreaming Universe -- Fred Alan Wolfe, Ph.D.
McSweeney's #10 (McSweeney's Mammoth Treasury of Thrilling Tales) -- Edited by Michael Chabon
Seven Days

[Confession: I did not make it through The Dreaming Universe]

Recently watched:

Panic
Far too many episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Whose Line Is It Anyway? and Rumpole of the Bailey
Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Special Edition
Prime Suspect 4: Scent of Darkness
Robin Williams Live On Broadway

rws 12:42 PM [+]

Saturday, August 09, 2003

A few days back, I dragged myself into Montpelier for a haircut, something that almost always feels like a major deal to me, something I tend to put off until my hair -- my thick, wavy, blessedly abundant hair -- has become a hulking, aggressive mass of badly-behaved cranial adornment.

I hadn't been sheared since April, when I went to a clip joint a few blocks from my piso in Madrid and a slightly chunky 30ish woman gave me an excellent cut. Clip joints, for some reason, are unbelievably plentiful in Madrid -- they're everywhere, seeming at times to pop up overnight like mushrooms -- and almost every one I've walked into has given me a disastrous cut. So disastrous that I've needed to flee home immediately afterward, grab a pair of shears, attempt damage control. The cut this last April was the first decent one I've received in all my time in Madrid. The very first, a smart-looking job leaving me nothing to repair. I was not bright enough to get the woman's card, didn't remember her name, and when I stopped at the shop for a trim before heading back to the States in June I didn't see her around. Rather than try a different person and risk another disaster, I went home and trimmed it myself, which turned out okay. And remained okay until sometime in July when it grew big, bulky, rude, unkempt.

I like change. I like contrast -- at least once I make the move away from whatever rut I've settled into. I tend to get into a comfortable place, stay there for a while, then as the time approaches to make a change of any real size -- haircut, beginning a new writing project, heading across the Atlantic for several months -- I tend to drag my feet until they can no longer be dragged. And once I've lurched my way through whatever the shift we're talking about, I discover all over again how great it is to have a change of scenery/routine.

So my hair. It grows at an amazing rate, and the weeks and months post-cut see it going all sorts of phases, loads of 'em phases I like. The longer it gets, however, the more unfavorable the ratio between nuisance and great visuals becomes until we arrive at the point where another cut is unavoidable. At which time I usually get a drastic shearing and rediscover how much fun the so-short-it's-spiky look is and how little care it needs when it's that length.

It had gone well beyond the point of manageability by the time I made the trip to Acme Hair this last week. Tamsen -- proprietor, source of haircuts and nonstop entertainment -- gave me a fast, short shearing that I went home and improved upon, leaving me with an extremely, extremely short do. So short that a couple of nights later, mid-early-hour shuffle to the bathroom, I turned on the light, got a fast glimpse of a stranger in the mirror and jumped in half-asleep surprise. Literally jumped, as if I'd just spotted an ax-murderer.

I've adjusted. I jump no more. My hair is totally bitchen. Life goes on.

rws 2:49 PM [+]

Wednesday, August 06, 2003

Still talking about the weather


Sent by a loved one in North Carolina:

"The storm you spoke of [Note: see entry of August 2 -- rws] has been a more than weekly... day after day being more like it... event here. Flood warnings are issued nearly every day for somewhere within a few counties' reach. In Greensboro, we have had 43 inches of rain already this calendar year. The record for any calendar year since records were begun to be kept was for 58 inches and that was about 100 years ago. Since we have almost 5 more months in this calendar year... I shall not be surprised if that record is broken. As this trend began in late August of 2002, I'm guessing we may have already broken some 12 month records. Ben had gone to a conference in Utah, where it is bone dry and brown from dying spruce. He said when he arrived at the
airport here, the entire building smelled of mold.

"It is all very interesting."

Yes, it is. (Least I think so.)

rws 7:50 PM [+]

Bothered by alien mind control? Move beyond aluminum foil to more serious headgear!

rws 11:23 AM [+]

Tuesday, August 05, 2003

Talking about the weather


About two and a half weeks ago, I'm down at the other end of the house, getting some work done. A gray afternoon, not raining right then though there had been quite a bit of rain earlier in the day, not to mention the preceding 2-3 days.

It's late afternoon, the radio's on, music's playing. Abruptly, the music goes silent. Completely silent -- no static, just a carrier wave. Dead air. Seconds pass, the silence becomes a series of piercing beeps. Loud, designed to attract attention. A pause, then someone from the national weather service begins a flash flood warning. A line of thunderstorms, they say, is making its way through northeastern N.Y. and western Vermont, bringing rainfall heavy enough that rivers and streams, already swollen from previous days' rainfall, might rise up and go wild.

Felt kind of eerie to be sitting up on top of this hill, where floods are not likely in any weather, listening to a purposely flat, unemotional voice instructing people living near rivers to consider seeking higher ground.

Two days ago, Sunday -- again, late afternoon. A hazy day with cloud-laden skies, letting sun through now and then. Darker clouds appear from the west, looming low, ominous, the light outside dimming. Distant thunder begins sounding. Distant, but moving -- it becomes clearer as the minutes pass -- in this direction. The sky darkens further, the thunder moves nearer. I'm wondering if it might be a good idea to unplug computer/stereo. As if in answer, a peal of thunder starts up to the west, somewhere over the woods that extend from the other side of the road over the dome of the hill, and goes on and on, getting louder, more threatening, rolling across the sky to the other side of the valley, echoes of it still resonating to the west. One of the creepiest thunderclaps I've heard in years and years. It fades out, another one starts up, as nastily sinister as the first, also doing the rolling-across-the-sky thing, expanding in volume as it does, making the hair on the back of my neck prickle. I suddenly understand why dogs are sometimes terrified of thunder. It's a primal shot of perspective, powerful far beyond our ability to control, announcing a storm's ability to lay waste.

I go unplug everything computer/stereo. The thunder picks up strength as I do, lightning begins flashing. When the rain commences, it comes driven by sudden high winds, descending in undulating waves. Pretty wild. All open windows get closed, a few of them too late to keep floors dry. Not that I'm complaining about some wet floors. At least I had shelter. Where does the local wildlife go when a weather event like this changes the course of the day?

Today's been lovely -- sunny, a bit hazy. Warm and humid, though not hot, with a nice breeze blowing. The air feeling soft, a bit sensuous even. I caught a little of the midday weather forecast, they're talking about more thunderstorms later in the day, with more of the same tomorrow.

When the time comes, I'll batten down the hatches and ride it out. Until then, I'll enjoy a classic August day.

rws 2:21 PM [+]

Sent by a friend in Cambridge, Mass.:

Zen Judaism


If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Those who know do not kibitz.
Those who kibitz do not know.

Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy.
With the second, satisfaction. With the third, Danish.

Be patient and achieve all things.
Be impatient and achieve all things faster.

In nature, there is no good or bad, better or worse.
The wind may blow or not.
The flowering branch grows long or short.
Do not judge or prefer.
Ask only, "Is it good for the Jews?"

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single oy.

If you wish to know The Way, don't ask for directions. Argue.

Take only what is given. Own nothing but your robes and
an alms bowl... unless, of course, you have the closet space.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud.
Let your stillness be as the wooded glen.
And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with posture like that.

There is no escaping karma.
In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote,
you never visited. And whose fault was that?

Do not let children play contact sports like football.
These only lead to injuries and instill a violent, war-like nature. Encourage your child to play peaceful games, like "sports doctor."

To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?

Learn of the pine from the pine.
Learn of the bamboo from the bamboo.
Learn of the kugel from the kugel.

Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions.
Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a
symptom of a terminal illness.

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

Do not kvetch. Be a kvetch. Become one with your whining.

The Tao has no expectations.
The Tao demands nothing of others.
The Tao does not speak.
The Tao does not blame.
The Tao does not take sides.
The Tao is not Jewish.

Whenever you feel anger, you should say,
"May I be free of this anger!"
This rarely works, but talking to yourself in public
will encourage others to leave you alone.

Be here now.
Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?

Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have? Bupkes.

rws 1:25 PM [+]

Saturday, August 02, 2003

After a couple of mid-week days of glorious weather, rain and gray returned. Since then, mama, it's been damp. I've heard rumors that sunshine may poke its way through the cloud cover this afternoon, and in fact the overall gray seems to have lightened up. So I have my hopes.**

A couple of days back, a lull between downpours found me working, out by what would probably be called the front stoop.* Digging up ground on either side to plant a bunch of perennials, the first plantings on that side of the house. In turning the earth, a bunch of stuff turned up, generally falling into two categories: (a) stones/rocks of all sizes, from teeny and nondescript to big honking flat slabs of slate, and (b) sea shells. That's right, sea shells. Loads of 'em, big and small, every shovelful bringing up more. Indicating, I figure, a major obsession by one of the house's previous owners. What the hell else could it be up here atop a hill in the middle of the Vermont countryside, several hours from the nearest bit of coastline?

Seashells.

The atmosphere here at Casa Runswithscissors has been quiet, restful. Therapeutically peaceful. I've mostly kept the stereo off, leaving me with the sound of rain or the breeze when there is one, the calls of birds, the ongoing burble of the little living room fountain thingie (built by me!), times I have it plugged in and going. When the rain gives way, a thrush starts up in the woods off across the road, its song clear, deliberate, measured, sometimes melancholy. When sunlight reappears, cicadas begin keening, also off in the woods, the air suddenly alive with the rising and falling of their metallic hum. Far enough away that the sharpness of the sound is softened as it drifts toward the house.

The weather's put a stop to lawn mowing, so there's been no two-stroke engine racket. Once in a while, the household ghost (no, I'm not kidding -- see entries of 8/14/02, 9/11/02, 9/30/02) will make some noise off in another part of the building -- the sound of movement, the sound of something dropping or of a single rapping against a surface. Nothing unnerving, nothing threatening. Augmenting, in a strange way, the atmosphere of quiet in the house, perhaps through pointing up the reality of me being the only person -- the only sentient, 3D person -- here.

Yesterday: I'd planned to get myself into town to the gym. When the time arrived to do it, I found I did NOT want to go. Truly, seriously did not want to drag myself into the car, down Route 14 then Route 2 into Montpelier. So I didn't. I made a deal with me: gave myself the day off in exchange for getting up and going this morning.

This morning: The early hours arrive, I find myself awake, hauling myself out of bed, going through the a.m. routine, getting into the car and out on the highway around 7:10. Makes me shudder when I think about it. The American willingness to get up at ungodly hours and go punish oneself at a gym is drastically different from the Spanish concept. There, everyone knows the early hours are for sleep. Here, well, it's a different paradigm.

Funny thing about the gym here -- far as I can tell, the workout rush-hour takes place weekday mornings, pre-work, when the place is as close to being packed as I've ever seen it. The facility opens at 5 a.m., folks show up and running/jiggling/heaving weights around. (The very idea would provoke snorts of Spanish laughter. Weekday mornings there, the gym I go to doesn't open until 8 a.m., the first true rush hour begins as noon approaches. Weekday mornings, they don't open until 10 a.m. My body likes that concept much better.) I've gone at just about every other time of the day -- it's never as crowded as when the pre-9-to-5 maniacs are going at it. And the facility closes at 8 p.m. weekday evenings. 3 p.m. on Saturdays. Sundays: noon.

The big city.

One of the first signs that I was adapting to being back here: a sudden tendency to wake up early, like most people in these parts do. I continued going to bed real damn late, though, which meant I found myself getting seriously short on sleep. Within the last week or so, I've made a push to begin getting to get to bed at an hour more congruent with my body's current waking-hour mojo. Meaning a bit more sleep, and a further step toward adjusting to life here.

Everything changes.

The notes below refer to the astericked text earlier in this entry.

Later.

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*Note: I qualify what it would be called because whoever built this house buggered most of the normal parameters by which the determination can be made. Two features that might indicate the house's 'front' -- in this case the only two features -- are the facts that the stoop for the 'front' door is twice the size of the stoop for the kitchen door and that the living room abuts the foyer for the 'front' door, looking out that same side of the house. Also, the bigger stoop is flanked by two outside lights, where the kitchen stoop only sports one. (Fine, three features.) The bigger stoop was clearly designed for more traffic, but there's no walkway leading to (or away from) it, it's way the hell down at the other end of the house from the garage, it gets no traffic whatsoever. There's not much of a yard off that stoop, what there is quickly turns into overgrown meadow. That side of the house has the most spectacular view, hence the positioning of the living room and its picture window. Other than that, the kitchen side of the house sees most of the foot traffic, the kitchen door is the major point of entry. (Unless one enters from the garage, then the door from the garage to the laundry room gets the traffic.) What faces the road is an end of the house's rectangular structure, featuring two featureless windows, two garage doors. To sum up: going by most of the standard indicators, this house has no actual front: it has four sides. (Why are you reading all this? Isn't it boring?)

**Around mid-afternoon, the sun did begin pushing through the overcast. By late afternoon, the clouds had moved on. Light! Blue skies! Birdies singing! Woo-hoo!

rws 6:59 PM [+]

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MORE FOCUSED BLATHERINGS


Travels:
London '01
Pamplona
Italy '03
U.K. '03
Sevilla
Casablanca
Stoke-on-Trent
Barcelona
Québec/Ottawa
Boston/Lisbon/Madrid
Italy '04
Montréal
La Sierra

Events:
Madrid -- arrival
9/11
Emergency Room I
Holidays 2001
Holidays 2002
Holidays 2003
Holidays 2004
Holidays 2005
A neighbor's passing
Madrid -- March 11 bombings
  and aftermath
Emergency Room II
Israeli friend/Madrid Marathon
Madrid -- Royal Wedding
The DELE exam

GONE, a novel:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10

THE BASTARD CHILDREN OF
JOE ROCCO, a novella:
-- Part 1
-- Part 2
-- Part 3

BURBANK SHRUGGED,
a screenplay:
-- Part 1
-- Part 2
-- Part 3
-- Part 4

Short stories:
Murphy's Wife
Another Autumn
La Queja de Una
  Hermanastra Muy Conocida

Autobiography
-- Personal History
-- Hormones On Parade
-- Accidents, Random Mishaps,
    Personal Problems

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fanatical apathy
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just a hippie gypsy
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vermont homestead
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