From the despairing coach of a local soccer club, watching one of his players during a match: "Fuck, he's turning away! Every time the ball comes near him, he turns away!"
From an audience member to a companion after attending a performance of the Mozart Requiem at the beautiful Litchfield Cathedral: "It's always the same here, isn't it? Two of your senses are indulged because of the music and a third sense is in turmoil from these bloody seats."
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Attempting to take a team photo of a local soccer squad, the lads a high-spirited bunch not yet managing to focus -- Newcastle-under-Lyme, England:
