In keeping with the early holiday season mojo I've had going over the last week or so, the following arrived this morning in an e-mail from a loved one:
In case you are remotely interested in what two teenagers on the planet want for Xmas (my nephews... with a couple of asides from their mom).
Forrest’s Christmas List (age 13)
-- Hot Topic, Kohl’s or Best Buy Gift Cards
-- Paint Ball Gun & Paint balls
-- Zero gauge earrings
-- Fluorescent orange hair dye
-- Low cut white socks (lowest you can find)
-- Black belt (30 " or so)
-- White tank tops, white undershirts (adult small)
-- Korn or System of a Down Posters
-- Adidas soccer shorts (adult med.)
-- Soccer socks (black or red)
-- Black, blue, red gel pens
-- Rings ? silver (size 8?)
-- DVD’s The Pest, Queen of the Damned
-- Cell phone (yeah, right)
-- Good portable CD player
-- MONEY
-- LA Looks hair gel (strongest hold)
-- Black neck tie
-- Boxers (adult small)
-- Duct tape
-- Another black light (he has one already though)
-- Black light posters
-- Little red slider turtles (live ones)
-- Razors and shaving cream (he doesn’t need these..haha)
-- Stereo
-- Hackie sacks
-- Incense
-- Bottle of easy cheese (stocking thing)
-- Etnies Wallet
-- Bed Comforter (twin size ..heavy one)
-- Digital camera
-- Kicker ramp for skateboard
-- traffic light (Wal-Mart)
-- Beta fish [note: this must refer to a
Betta Splendens, also known as
Siamese Fighting Fish]
-- Tank for beta fish (small) ? kitty proof
Philip’s Christmas List (age 15)
-- Wizard or Dragon Pewter Statues (like you
can find at stores like The Unicorn)
-- CD’s: Any Korn, Rammstein, Slipknot, Ozzy,
Tool, Kidney Thieves
-- Reptile Stuff: Fake plants, vines, little houses
any decoration stuff for cages.
-- 60-100 watt UV light bulbs for cages
-- Book: The Wings of Merlin
-- Electric Hair Clippers
-- Any kind of books about Merlin, Celtic or
Druid Books
-- Black, Red and any kind of fluorescent paint
for walls (gallons)
-- gift cards to Best Buy, Hot Topic, Kohl’s or
any soccer store or pet store with reptile stuff
-- Black, red, yellow/gold soccer socks
-- Black curtains, black sheets (twin) and black
pillow cases
-- Posters: David Beckham (soccer player), Korn,
System of a Down, Tool, Slipknot, Static X, Flaw
-- Etnies bookbag
-- Digital Alarm Clock
-- 4 gage earrings
-- Colored sharpie markers
-- Any band above T-shirts
-- Cheap VCR
-- DVD remote for x-box
-- DVD’s: Queen of the Damned, Brotherhood of the
Wolf, Reign of Fire, MIBII, Super Troopers, The Pest,
Merlin, Joan of Arc
-- Bongo
-- Long Wallet Chain
-- MONEY
-- Picasso’s art work books